Over 1,000 Windows 95 Programs/Over 1000 Windows 95 Programs (Microforum) (Disc 2).iso/0768/moderat.etf

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Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God... But don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood.
Moderator Rule #5: Everyone hates you - so hate 'em back!
Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted.
Moderators do have a sense of humor.  Sometimes it is PG-13.
..."Try to get back on topic," he said moderately.
...Is there no moderation in moderator?
...It's not nice to put the moderator on the twit list.
...ERROR in MODERATR.EXE, A)bort, R)etry, D)elete Moderator
...Don't hate me because I'm the moderator
...Don't hate me because the moderator loves me
...Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
...Latest news! Conference moderator overthrown by a coup!
...I think this moderator went up with the MARS PROBE
...Is a "Mode Rator" a grading scale for modes?
I wanna be a moderator, so I don't hafta follow my rules, either.
Judge, jury, executionor... moderator!
The moderator's pit bull ran away.  Too much competition.
No guilt leaving a message?  Moderator's not doing their job!
Innocent until proven guilty?  Ha!  Innocent until moderated.
Sign of a successful moderator: a conference with no messages.
I got moderated before I got to do anything wrong???